The Indigolden Girls

January 21, 2018 0 Comments

Indigo Children were born under a lucky star. They were blessed with all the magickal, intuitive powers their New Age Hippie parents could make up. But where are they now? Even though they’re much more special, even Indigo Children have to grow up, into special (pronounced boring), productive (pronounced useless), and highly aware (pronounced absolutely […]


Diet Hard

December 17, 2017 0 Comments

Dieting is hard. There’s a lot of information out there and sometimes it’s hard to parse the useful information from the crackpot diets that only idiots would think would work (I’m looking at you, Paleo). But on one thing we can all agree – having been conditioned for years by BIG SUGAR and that is […]


This Isn’t Even My Final Draft

November 30, 2017 0 Comments

NaNoWriMo, as most of us are aware, stands for National Novel Writing Month. It’s a chance for budding writers and seasoned professionals alike to test their mettle against the prospect of writing a novel-length story before the end of November. Although this sounds like a time where structure and revision are kept to a minimum, […]


Trust Me, I’m Not A Doctor

November 21, 2017 0 Comments

Ever wonder why we have a concept of past and future? Or why sometimes we feel unwell? All too often we rely on “science” and “perception” to answer these questions for us, when really we should be turning to a more holistic, vaguely defined method of interrogation and experimentation. Join us as we read the […]


Ghostride the Dick

October 26, 2017 0 Comments

For Halloween, we wanted to do something scary–and what’s scarier than love? The internet is highly skilled at collecting scintillating stories about demons and spirits who knew how to get it on from the great beyond. These spectral Casanovas have had ecto-encounters with people from all walks of life, spurring responses from ecstacy to moral […]


Knot Safe For Work

October 17, 2017 3 Comments

No lie, listeners. This one’s kinda gross… But it’s also, at times, too confusing to be gross so that’s something! This time around we decided to tackle one of the more strange and disgusting corners of the internet, the Omegaverse. Surprisingly enough, this niche of fanfiction built atop a foundation of dog cocks and mpreg […]


Altared States

September 28, 2017 0 Comments

Marriage – A great and wonderful thing. It’s something built on respect, love and communication. It’s something that must be carefully thought out and planned by sober adults in all seriousness. …unless you’re these people and there’s not enough Nintendo references in the traditional wedding vows for your liking. Meet the folks on, a collection […]


Morgellons and On and On

September 1, 2017 2 Comments

You know how it is! You feel like something’s wrong but you’re not sure what, so you go to the doctor. And what does the doctor always say? “Well I can run some tests, but I think you’re fine.” How useless can you get? Lucky for us, the internet is there to help diagnose, treat, […]