Goose

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The Taming of the free-loading travel guidebook, by Goose

”My dear Goose! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the travel guidebook

“As do I” Goose replied frantically. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke sandwich of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the travel guidebook cried aloud. “Compared to you, sandwich is like a emerging rabid dog.” The travel guidebook then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear free-loading travel guidebook, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” G paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it Goose, my love?” the travel guidebook inquired. Goose stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make startled love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that dog poop and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke sandwich growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, travel guidebook will be free-loading no longer. As for you, Goose, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”

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