Sirslarty

Sirslarty's self-summary

Sirslarty is a gorgeous 2 foot 11 inch tall individual who could easily pass as a human being. They have long, self-centered hair the color of a multi-billionaire, and rancid eyes. They are currently on the prowl for a lucky partner to date, bury, and fuck (in that order).

What Sirslarty is doing with their life

Sirslarty runs a succesful laser beam harvesting farm. The process is a trade secret, but the results clearly speak for themselves. Every day, Sirslarty selects the most slimy laser beam, and loads up the back seat of their car with the prized harvet. They then sell the laser beam at a local market, which fetches a pretty penny.

Sirslarty also is part of a comedy podcast

Sirslarty is really good at

Having an orgasm face that looks deliberately sexy.

Sirslarty spends a lot of time thinking about

The legality of their business, and what to do when a laser beam turns out to be more fluffy than slimy.

You should message Sirslarty if

You'd like to give them a hand with their work, and perhaps a hand when the two of you are done working, if you know what I mean. Sirslarty would also like to hear from you if you've recently passed your bar exam, or if you're looking to make money without asking too many questions.