iUniverse Publishing presents…
The Taming of the self-absorbed trust fund, by The Heavenator
”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the trust fund
“As do I” The Heavenator replied quickly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke travel guidebook of Canterbury in the morning!”
“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the trust fund cried aloud. “Compared to you, travel guidebook is like a vengeful rabid dog.” The trust fund then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.
“Oh, my dear self-absorbed trust fund, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”
“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the trust fund inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make waving love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that background story and shove it up-”
At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke travel guidebook growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, trust fund will be self-absorbed no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”
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