The Heavenator

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The Taming of the nighttime puppy, by The Heavenator

”My dear The Heavenator! You’ll never know how much I truly love you!” said the puppy

“As do I” The Heavenator replied laughingly. “Alas, our love was not meant to be. After all, you are to be wed to the great duke toaster of Canterbury in the morning!”

“But he is not a world-renown podcast member like you are!” the puppy cried aloud. “Compared to you, toaster is like a hysterical mess.” The puppy then spat upon the floor, as to prove her point.

“Oh, my dear nighttime puppy, I know all too well what you mean. But that is simply how the world turns. Unless…” T paused for a moment to think. “No, that would not be the proper Victorian thing to do...”

“What is it The Heavenator, my love?” the puppy inquired. The Heavenator stared back at her, then broke into a smile. “Unless we elope my love. Come with me, let us run into the night, and make drunken love under the moonlight! Maybe we can even do that thing again where you take that factory reset button and shove it up-”

At that very moment, the bedroom door slammed open, shocking the two lovers. “I’m afraid that won’t be happening,” great duke toaster growled, leaning against the door frame. “For tomorrow, after the wedding, puppy will be nighttime no longer. As for you, The Heavenator, you will be hanged for your adulterous crimes!”


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